I read Fifty Shades of Grey (Vintage, 2012; 528 pgs) by E.L. James. And Fifty Shades Darker (Vintage, 2012; 544 pgs). I never intended to. These are so-oo not my type of books. I caved to the buzz. Everyone around me was talking about the books. Some loved them and couldn’t recommend them enough. Most people I know hated the first book and could barely, if at all, get through it. I resisted. I had no interest in the books. I’m not sure when that changed. The talk got to me. The thing is, I didn’t pick up the first book because I thought I would like it. I picked the book up to read because I wanted to see how ridiculous it was. I wanted a laugh. I know, welcome to Book Snob City.
Hmm. How to explain what the books are about . . . The man, Christian Grey, is damaged. Abused and neglected as a child, he has a rather strong need to control everything--and everyone--around him. And I mean control. In walks Anastasia, quiet and rather clumsy and seemingly pliable. Just like he likes his woman. Only, Ana isn't quite as easy to mold as he first thought. Not completely anyway. He balks at first--but he's smitten. He can't let her go. He stalks her. She reprimands him. She can't quite let go of him either. He needs her. She can change him! There are crazy exes, plenty of sex, jealousy (because both protagonists are gorgeous and everyone's in love with or lusting after them), many tears, and much stalking.
Anyway, I didn’t hate it. Not exactly. I didn’t like it either. Not at all. I’m not even sure why I picked up the second book to read. Darn cliff hangers. At least now I know what everyone is talking about. It wasn’t what I expected in one regard—the plot line, anyway (yes, the books have one; I really think you have to read the first two books at least to get the best overall impression of it). The characters were just as I imagined from all the talk. The writing left a lot to be desired. My husband exclaimed, “Oh my!” the other night and he’s lucky to be standing. I don’t ever want to read the word “murmur” in a book again.
The male protagonist, Christian, is one sick f**k. I don’t care how wounded and sorry for him we’re supposed to feel (I didn't). Any sane woman should run from him. I don't care how wealthy he is. Anastasia . . . Well, I liked her more than I expected--to a degree. I thought she'd be more the damsel in distress--and while at times she was, she also wasn't as accomodating as some people lead me to believe when I first started reading reviews of the books. Still, that whole woman-fix-man routine annoys me no end. In real life and in books. And she let Christian get away with way too much.
The sex? There was a lot of it, but then, the series is labeled erotica. So, it's a given. I actually was surprised there wasn't more in the first book. The second book more than made up for it. As for the type of sex? I knew what I was getting into so there was little surprise there. I did take issue with the punishment clause in Christian's rather stiffling contract (dictating when and what his submissives ate, what they wore, how they behaved in public). Punishment for pleasure is one thing--but real punishment to intimidate and hurt is something entirely different. *Spolier Alert* I was so glad when Ana took issue with it too and refused to agree to it (eventually). *End Spoiler Alert*
I can see some appeal in the books. At least, I can understand why some people might like the books. Unfortunately, I am not one of them.
I did laugh. I did make fun. And, yes, I kept reading. I did read two of the books in the trilogy. I think I’ll skip the third. I kind of already know what happens anyway, and I don’t think I’ll survive any more “Holy crap!”
To learn more about E.L. James and her books, please visit the author's website.
This book counts towards The Eclectic Reading Challenge.
To learn more about E.L. James and her books, please visit the author's website.
This book counts towards The Eclectic Reading Challenge.
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